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Saturday Jan 26, 2008

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Cloverfield:
Possibly the scariest and worst movie I've seen.
And take into account, I've seen Gigli....
Ben Afflect and Jennifer Lopez posing as italian mobsters is scary enough, but drag it on for two hours and you'll wish the slow death the movie theatre food brought on would a speed up a little.

Cloverfield had a horrible beginning; the whole thing is supposed to be this smug bon voyage video for a guy who's packing up and shipping out from manhattan to japan for a vice presidency job. The ordeal turns to a documentary when Lady Liberty's head comes flying through the sky and the rest is blur....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

EVERYONE DIES!
It's not even a "Hey! let's reward this guy for trying to save all his friends and spare his life." kind of film.



and....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

It's not even sure what Cloverfield is...maybe it's the monster: a sort of insect mutant, fifty stories tall, with spider legs and a lizard tail. Sadly, even with such an imagination, you can find a smaller, extremely similar creature in Half Life, the video game.



I do give kudos to J.J. Abrams for a movie that is packed with so much adreniline, that by the time the lights come on, you're left shaking.

I wouldn't suggest going to see this in the theatre, but a definite must rent.

Just so you're warned! ^-^

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
xalicex:
i will keep that detailed review in mind! you should be a film critic!
Jan 27, 2008
autumnfade:
Thanks for the cool movie tip - I'll stay far far away from that jive smile
Jan 27, 2008

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