autumngirl

I have gotten nothing accomplished over the last few days. You know how you get all bitchy and antsy when you've been unproductive for extended periods? I cannot wait for tomorrow to get here. I shall seize the day. By its balls.

It seems silly how often I feel so pressed for time when I've been able to absolutely waste the past two days doing...
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For anyone looking to alleviate menstrual cramps, I have a simple recipe:
Have a bubble bath
Smoke a bowl
Mutually masturbate with your boyfriend. (you can borrow my boyfriend if you need to)

That was a hell of a lot better than studying for my finance exams. I can't feel too badly about it: it's not like you can effectively study with cramps anyway.

Wow, menstrual cramps.
Why do I have to be my horniest when I'm least desirable?

It finally feels like fall here. I loooove it. You can almost tell I was born in the fall. I look like fall. I look good in fall colors. And in turtlenecks. Yay for me!

I'm trying to make a cd for the boyfriend.....since he's basically a mer-man, I wanted...
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I got so lucky. Not only is my boyfriend lovely to look at, he's also genuinely goodhearted. I hope neither one of us fucks this up.

Gloom. Two weeks of murky/rainy/bad-poetry-inspiring/vein-opening weather. No wait, it was sunny for a day this past weekend....when I was in Virginia, where it was gloomy.

How have I survived? Well, I have too many work/school responsibilities to get around to offing myself. Plus, I couldn't have taken my FIN 436 test this morning if I were having my stomach pumped or something. But on this...
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I am going to take over the world. A teacher just told me that I was an excellent presenter and natural public speaker. Since I was just talking out of my ass, I infer that my irrepressible charisma must've gotten to him. So, I'll be collecting followers/cultists any day now.
Plus, my outfit looked great.