March 7th 2007- The cops say a sniper fired the gun,
but everbody knows Captain America shot himself,
in the bathroom with his blood and brains sprayed all
over his Declaration of Independence bath towel.
-He was 90






Friends say he was drinking heavy and turned to
perscription pain killers once he learned of the
Pentagon cover up of Pat Tillman being shot by fellow
US Soldiers- According to the Thing (who was close)




RIP Captain America