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autrix

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Sunday Feb 13, 2005

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The best way to ring in Valentines day: *pun*



Autrix (11:10 PST) : "Is your refridger-*interrupted"

Arete (1:10am) : "I got it (others hang up) Hello?"

Autrix : "Is your refridgerator running?"

Arete : "OMG LET ME CHECK"... "OMG YES"

Autrix : "Then youd better go catch it!" *hangs up*

Arete in aftershock *this part is merely an assumption*: "OMG HE GOT ME SO GOOD, IM GOT FOOLED BADLY! HE IS SO PRETTY"

International prank phone calls are the next big thing.

Happy Hallmark day, you fuckers.
ARRR!!!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
lucky:
No, I just ate buttery sunndy side up egs and hazelnut cookies....washed down with cherry 7-up. I am not healthy.

I am ILL.
Feb 15, 2005
missmuffet:
ohhhhhhhh but i am serious!
Feb 16, 2005

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