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Thursday Dec 30, 2004

Dec 30, 2004
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STORY TIME!

My sister dug these up recently and apperantly I wrote them in 1992... 2nd grade.

A few things to note. The spelling is atrocious. Also, at the time I thought you were supposed to a period approximatly every five words. I was a special child

THE CD PLAYER
Once upon a time there was a baby. He went to a percens house. Who found a baby on the door step. He smeld baby. He smeld like poop. the end.

UNTITLED
It was the best school day ever. BUT the bus driver was drunk. But JACK had A gernad. Susie had a Dynamite stick. Lisa had a hammer. Rick had a gun. Rod had a sling-shot. Bang!!! aaaaa!!! Whar did his head go!.

RATMAN'S LAST STAND
It was a nice day. But Ratman came he took all the. Chese in the store "Who .was that?" cride the man.Ratman got back in the sewer. the cop found him dead.

THE LAST SNOWMAN
It was a winter nite. Some kids made a . Snowman that nite something werd hapend the snowman.came to life it walked.in to the house in the morning he . was a big puddle.
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shal:
"The love child of Bean and Lithium_Picnic", eh? Heh.
Jan 4, 2005
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omelettes?
Jan 4, 2005

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