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autrix

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Friday Nov 26, 2004

Nov 26, 2004
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So you may be asking yourselves: "whats a typical night for me."

....well this isn't it. I'm bored.

So while sitting here attempting to come up with a game plan for the night I noticed something odd about my breakfast cereal.

"hmm" I said to myself "I dont remember this message on the front of my Count Chocula"

OH BOY!!!

IM GONNA HELP THE COUNT OMG!!!1!
....Now to get down to business. This could take alllllll night.

I'll bet it was that fucker BooBerry. I fucking hate BooBerry.

Im gonna be needing THIS

Easy does it, dont wanna damage any of the bits.

and THEN I noticed:
What that hell is with the messages these guys are saying on the box... I mean... They ARE monsters... right?
BooBerry:

FrankenBerry:

And for the Count:


What the hell is with these messages!!??!!?!? They made the Count sound like a Soccer mom. Don't they realize his name is practically Dracula.... only with Cho instead of Dra.... Dracula isn't a soccer mom.

Anyways... I got the board cut out-

Granted its not the individual bits.... read on.


Then when reading THESE directions I noticed it was an open ended game. Like play with your friends and the answer will change every time!!... so like.... How the hell am I supposed to solve this?! Goddammit, I know this was too exciting to be true.


Back to being bored it is.

Fucking cereal bastards.
xo
Autrix
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
luis:
haha
Nov 30, 2004
fractal:
ha!
Nov 30, 2004

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