The best thing about the emergency room at 3am in the tenderloin isn't what you'd think. It isn't the hysterical hooker crying and laughing in the bed next to you. It isn't the unconcious drunk man having his stomach pumped across the room. Hell, its not even the group of adorable asian girls that look totally healthy and you can't figure out why they're in there.
It might be when the nurse putting triple-antibacterial ointment on you with an 8inch cu-tip tells you that it's not even the biggest one they have.
... Or it might be when she comes back with one nearly 2 feet in length.
The verdict of the night-
850mg Augmenten 2 times a day for 5 days
Dermabond skin glue on my eyelid
Tetanus shot
They said If I hadn't closed my right eye In time, I woulda gone blind! (in my right eye, not both)
It might be when the nurse putting triple-antibacterial ointment on you with an 8inch cu-tip tells you that it's not even the biggest one they have.
... Or it might be when she comes back with one nearly 2 feet in length.
The verdict of the night-
850mg Augmenten 2 times a day for 5 days
Dermabond skin glue on my eyelid
Tetanus shot
They said If I hadn't closed my right eye In time, I woulda gone blind! (in my right eye, not both)
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drake:
Whoas, what happened to you? Did you fall on your eye, on a rusty nail?
tekky:
what the effing crap...?