Lets see i possibly had one of the best nights of my sober career last night. I have 9 housemates at my soberliving two are sex addicts and i adore them,Allison and Rhonda. We got a little adrenaline happy and went to a tattoo shop on walk in where she proceeded to get crazy bitch in arabic tattooed on her tits. Then we picked Rhonda up and took her to a hookah bar. We set up two lovely hookahs one apple and one pineapple. Eventually I got up on the tables in my very short dress and started dancing with my eyes closed just moving my hips with the hookah tube in the other hand. I guess at some point some very gorgeous middle eastern man made his way to my table and just relaxed watching me dance. God i love my life. Fuck heroin and crack I being sober is way fun, well it can be. So it turns out Allison's tattoo is backwards....fuck! that sucks
update**
so one of my roomates had been missing for 48 hours update on that she went out got drunk, sat in a shoe rack at Macy's smoking got into a fight with the police kicked one in the head and got tazered
update**
so one of my roomates had been missing for 48 hours update on that she went out got drunk, sat in a shoe rack at Macy's smoking got into a fight with the police kicked one in the head and got tazered
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sethklok:
Sounds like you had fun! I wanna see you dance on that table!
saillesong:
that sounds awesome.....update sux though sounds like a messed up situation.