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So this just popped into my head as I was hauling my bike up the stairs- Oh wait- I have to go lock it up... okay...

So the longevity of ones life is determined by many things... blah blah blah... right... But lets say that ultimately the longevity of a persons life is predetermined by the total number of insults hurled at them- be they offhanded, indirect, or blatent... And then after all that- after you die a premature death for being either hideous to look at or a not so nice person or weird or whatever apart from the norm- Then your chances of going to heaven or hell is then dtermined by the same factor... But not in the just way- not in the fair way. Those people that were admired and/or ignored and thus not insulted get a happy ending and all the suckers with bad genetics or shitty upbringings or an odd demenor get to burn forever. Of course all this stuff is crap, because heaven/hell/god/predestination are all just, well, just fun things to think about, but not at all things that anyone can prove exist. But, still, it seems to be the way the world would turn out... Ya know?