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Surge of confidence? Surge of energy from coffee number 2? French press- the only way to go. Hands are shaking. But they always do that... Right? Like they are afraid of all the rigors I put them through- They may be planning a coup. Oh that would be just wonderful. Look bitches! If I want you to pick up a seering hot pan you are gonna do it! Why? Because I fucking said so! Huh...

I should call all those people I never call. You know, the old friends whose number you still have and you always intended on keeping in touch with- but it just didn't happen. But, you never call them and they never call you because you never know just what to say to them, because it has been so long. But, I think right now I might have the confidence to just act like an idiot and give em a ring.

I just noticed - o0h wait phone is ringing... oh it was my old ditcher roommate. Fuck him... Stupid hipster...

It's almost one minute till 1. oop, and there it goes... I'd really enjoy another cup of coffee... And a smoke actually... I don't even smoke, but I'd like to have one right now... I just noticed that the plaid pantry across the street has a huge satalite dish its roof. I wonder what that is all about. Or aboot- if I were Canadian.

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I want the zombie revolution to arrive. I'm looking foward to mindlessly wandering the streets in search of fresh blood and brains to devour...

If it wasn't pouring rain I'd go for a walk. Or maybe I would just think about it, and watch South Park instead.

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I planted radishes yesterday. I'm told it only takes 25 days before I harvest them! Insanity! Imagine that. Fully mature in less then one month. Of course I could only plant like ten of them, but it's the project of it. Right? One of my chile plants is starting to produce fruit. It looks like the plant that I thought would produce small little chiles is going to produce something more like cayennes. Cool with me.

And it burns burns burns... The ring of fire...

This could be the longest entry I will ever write. I must commend anyone who has endured all these ramblings and made it this far; however if you are looking for any amount of insight, humor, wisdom, or anything else that could be construed as worthwhile- I can assure you- you won't find it.

And with that I will leave you. Or, well actually I will leave my computer. I was never actually with you. In fact I haven't even met any of you except for hansel- So... Blah...