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I tink I gonna walk down china town t'day. Jus cuz.

There is a very large animal outside my apartment. It's blocking out all the sunlight. I think it's a moose. It doesn't seem to be hostile, though it is tearing up all the trees across the street and it did crush part of a house and a car. I hope it doesn't knock out the power. I hate when that happens. Good thing I'm on a laptop. Do you think I should call animal control? Man, the Japanese get all the cool giant monsters. I just get stuck with a moose.

I think every town needs a giant animal, just to keep us humble.

Girlfriend is Better

I can feel the pangs of a Talking Heads kick coming on.

It's a bit dreary out today. Good day for a walk.

I had a bouncer say "cheers" to me yesterday. This big tattooed head shaved sumo of a man said "cheers" to me. What's going on!?! At least it wasn't 'cheerio'.

I hate how everyone in our society is trying to look like prepubesent boys. Why can't we have femenine women and masculine men anymore. Why? And what does that say about society? Damn it, I wanna be a crusty old man akin to Tom Waits or Chuck E Weiss.

There is an old rope tied to my fire escape outside my window and little birds keep landing on it and pulling threads out of it. Rad.




PS- the bouncer wasn't a Brit