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Falmouth MA

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Thursday Apr 21, 2005

Apr 21, 2005
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Dear Diary-
Today I sold many pan seared scallops and I ate dinner at the Slowbar. The Slowbar has the best burger ever. Hooray for me! My neighbor has been keeping me up late at night with loud music, so I'm a little out of my mind right now. That and I actually didn't nap today! Hoorah! I think I want to drink a large bottle of beer. Yes Yes. I must go across the street and purchase a bottle of beeeer. Mmmmmmmm. I'll be right back, okay?

I'm back now- and with beer. 22 fine ounces of Rogue Mocha Porter. I know you wish you had one. And what's more a cute girl said hello to me. Ah yes, in no other town would a hermit like me get a sheepish smile and a perky hello from a cute stranger. This world can be pretty nifty sometimes. It sure can. biggrin

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theshinobi:
Of course all of em do! What kinda upright christian redneck impersonator would I be if I didn't generalize? Buncha harlots they are.

Sorry. Buncha harlots they is. My bad.

[Edited on Apr 22, 2005 10:53PM]
Apr 22, 2005
theshinobi:
Pretend they're my sister when I'm gettin it on with em, I guess.

tongue
Apr 22, 2005

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