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Dear Diary-
Today I sold many pan seared scallops and I ate dinner at the Slowbar. The Slowbar has the best burger ever. Hooray for me! My neighbor has been keeping me up late at night with loud music, so I'm a little out of my mind right now. That and I actually didn't nap today! Hoorah! I think I want to drink a large bottle of beer. Yes Yes. I must go across the street and purchase a bottle of beeeer. Mmmmmmmm. I'll be right back, okay?

I'm back now- and with beer. 22 fine ounces of Rogue Mocha Porter. I know you wish you had one. And what's more a cute girl said hello to me. Ah yes, in no other town would a hermit like me get a sheepish smile and a perky hello from a cute stranger. This world can be pretty nifty sometimes. It sure can.

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