New resoluntion; Never take naps... It'll totally fuck up your day!
alohra:
Ninjas have MORE fun, because they get to kill MORE people. obviously. Plus, ninjas have more stylish outfits and they're able to bathe regularly. I would invite a million ninjas to my party before I'd invite ONE pirate. Who wants dirty, smelly, fat men at a party. Svelte, stylish, clean peope have more fun.