"I'm a chump. I guess. Ah, whatever..." You know that old statistic that men think about sex like 3 times an hor or something like that. Well if that is true of me I think that little phrase plays out in my mind after each of those thoughts. Whay anyone in their right mind would care, I don't know?
Anyway- PDX is simply beautiful this time of year. It'll rain for an hour then, woosh, it's sunny, then rainy, then sunny. All the cherry and plum trees are in full bloom and everything is just spiftastic niftaroo. Well as far as how pretty everything is. I hope I never turn into one of those cyborg people that is so engrosed in stupid human stuff that I stop looking at the world. If I ever get that way I'm skrewed!
Yeah.. I got into a conversation at work today. Which is cooler, pirates or ninjas? That's just silly! Pirates so win. Come On! Well that's what I think. It only makes sense!
I don't have any idea what I'm talking about; though, that silly little icon of a smiley face with hearts for eyes is messing with me. I'm lonely... Damn you Smiley Face!
Sorry bout that... This journal may be getting a little too stream of conciousness... Oh whatever, like anyone will read it... Maybe someone will... And they'll think I'm a wierdo; pondering ninja - pirate coolness factors and smiley faces plam blossoms! ACH! I've gotta get out of here!
Anyway- PDX is simply beautiful this time of year. It'll rain for an hour then, woosh, it's sunny, then rainy, then sunny. All the cherry and plum trees are in full bloom and everything is just spiftastic niftaroo. Well as far as how pretty everything is. I hope I never turn into one of those cyborg people that is so engrosed in stupid human stuff that I stop looking at the world. If I ever get that way I'm skrewed!
Yeah.. I got into a conversation at work today. Which is cooler, pirates or ninjas? That's just silly! Pirates so win. Come On! Well that's what I think. It only makes sense!
I don't have any idea what I'm talking about; though, that silly little icon of a smiley face with hearts for eyes is messing with me. I'm lonely... Damn you Smiley Face!
Sorry bout that... This journal may be getting a little too stream of conciousness... Oh whatever, like anyone will read it... Maybe someone will... And they'll think I'm a wierdo; pondering ninja - pirate coolness factors and smiley faces plam blossoms! ACH! I've gotta get out of here!
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lucille:
Aw, your sweet. The thing that sucks is that we also shared friends, and now they all hate me because they see the end result and think that EVERYTHING is my fault. Granted, I do look like an asshole right now, but no one saw what he was like as a boyfriend but me. We were together three years, and we have a child. He has a new girlfriend already. Involved, committed, I'M THE ASSHOLE! We have been broken up three months. Dammit. I am venting. Poop on ex's!
alohra:
Excuse me, sir, but ninjas clearly reign supreme. Pirates are all so dumb. Ninjas would sneak up behind a pirate, all crafty-like, and kill them silently. Much better than singing about rum and hoping captives wait patiently while you lead them to the end of a plank of wood. hmm.