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Falmouth MA

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Tuesday May 16, 2006

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By the end of the summer I will probably be one of those uber odd looking super dehydrated people. Put it this way- it was 90 degrees at the coolest spot in the kitchen today, and I was standing in the hottest. Looking in 2 of the 4 directions around me the air was rippling with heat. Nothing makes you feel alive like grilling a dozen steaks and plating countless other things while pouring sweat (don't worry- not into the food).

I guess I kinda like my job- I can leave it feeling honestly tired and worn out. I think too many jobs these days involve too much sitting around and looking at things over and over. My job invloves dumping water all over my head so I don't pass out from heat stroke and chopping up hunks of salty beef!

Yeah...

EL SUICIDO LOCO
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
eddie:
Mockery! Never! Silliness though, yeah!
May 15, 2006
brokenbeatnik:
Wrong! I light my ass with fancy TP and wipe my cigars with $100s.

Actually, my goal is to have a zombie Ben Franklin as my errand boy. All about the Benjamins, indeed.
May 16, 2006

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