autobomb

FUCK!
MY FUCKING CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!
i was at some formal party thing with my friend meaghan from work
not drinking, being sober and sweet
and meg and i are outside smoking right before i leave to drive home
and we hear guys screaming and shit
and cuz im all dressed up pretty i figure okay one of you boys walk me to my car
so a nice boy named shane did
then we found my drivers side window smashed to fucking oblivion
other than that, everything seemed in tact
my brand new stereo system, all there
my expensive work clothes and boots, all there
and i THOUGHT i may have taken my book bag and textbooks and binder and shit inside between school and work
as it turns out
i was just thinking optimistically
my fucking school EVERYTHING is gone
my whole fucking semesters work just GONE
WHO THE FUCK STEALS HOMEWORK?!?!?!
i am absolutely fucking livid beyond all comprehension of the word
fuck i have never been so outraged in my life
and exams are fucking coming and WHAT DO I FUCKING HAVE TO STUDY FROM!?
we called the cops
and they told us there was nothing we could do and that they would call me in 3 business days
FUCK THAT NOISE
fuck fuck fuck
whoever fucking did this
if you read this
prepare to be curbstombed beyond all reason

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

XO. Lou

ps: in the end, shane and brendan drove my car home and i drove brendans. they didnt want me to cut my butt on my nice tinted glass. but i didnt want them to cut their butts either. so they wore coverals that said 'daisy puke' on the nametag. the end. to be fucking continued....