I had some really good oatmeal for breakfast today.
My Grandpa woke up in the middle of the night because he heard someone calling his name. He asked my Grandma what she wanted, she said she didn't call for him. My Grandpa replied "it must have been the lord". He let the dog out and back in and played with it for a while. He went back to sleep. He passed away...
I stand here like a sore thumb with a two finger salute pointed at my temple.
Irony: It turns out that a girl I know through fraying ties, had been fucking one of my good friends when her husband was in Iraq. I had known all along, but I never knew it was him.
Irony: It turns out that a girl I know through fraying ties, had been fucking one of my good friends when her husband was in Iraq. I had known all along, but I never knew it was him.
Pardon this work in progress, I promise I will be interesting.