well hello neighbor...do you like to play with puppets and wooden toys?
anyway. Wow...renn faire waas DISTURBING....
theres a "game show" at renn faire called "The Wrong Show". It is rated RRRRRR, not just cuz the host is a pirate, but cuz it is fucking sick. heh. I am the official bend over girl of the show, cuz, well, they like staring at my boobs/ass. So anyway. At the beginning of the show, Crossbones (the host) tells me to run about lookin for girls to be in the wet chemise contest. So i was walkin about, i convinced 2 girls to do it. So then they show starts and Crossbones says "We need two gentlemen up here who think they have enough girth to not even shrink in cold water" and a really huge guy, and a really skinny guy go up. Then crossbones yells "Krissy, come on up here" So i go up figurihng he is just gonna want me to bend over and test the water, as usual. So I go up and Crossbones says "Krissy, you are gonna measure these gentlemen for girth" I already hear my friends bursting into hysterics. Apprently monye couldn't buy the look on my face. I was so disgusted. I was gonna kill crossbones heh. So the two men strip down to their underwear and crossbones tells me to measure from the bottom of their stomach , across the crotch, then too the top of their butt. So i go to the big scary guy first and he keeps doing this retarded dance as im trying to measure, i was like "QUIT MOVIN!". He came out to 68 cm. Then I go over to the skinny guy and do the same, and he measures to 62 cm. then the two guys get in these tubs of ice water. then they get out and i measure them again....i go to measure the big guy...it GREW to 72....WTF....then i go to the skinny guy...and he stayed the same. Soo yah...eh heh...while all this is goin on people are tellin me to jump up and down n stuff...bwaahh...after the show i was talkin to crossbones with my friend Rolando and Ro says to him "Don't you think Krissy deserves a t-shirt for all she has done for the show" and so I got a t-shirt out of it as well as a free drink....but BWAAHH it was disturbing....mmmeerrrr
Also, a funny thing happened. I usually hang out at thw costume rental place cuz I have friends who work there. I go there an to my surprise i see a friend from school. So my friends and I went over to say hello. We teasse her sometimes cuz she is a little ditzy and a virgin (I know theres nothing wrong with being a virgin, but we are assholes and like to tease people) Theres a guy who works at the shop who flirts with EVERYBODY. So he comes over and starts flirting with her. Through the convo we exposed her to being ditzy and a virgin. Hehe. It' more funny if you know my group of friends.
Anyway, i must go anf dry my hair before class. Ta ta
anyway. Wow...renn faire waas DISTURBING....
theres a "game show" at renn faire called "The Wrong Show". It is rated RRRRRR, not just cuz the host is a pirate, but cuz it is fucking sick. heh. I am the official bend over girl of the show, cuz, well, they like staring at my boobs/ass. So anyway. At the beginning of the show, Crossbones (the host) tells me to run about lookin for girls to be in the wet chemise contest. So i was walkin about, i convinced 2 girls to do it. So then they show starts and Crossbones says "We need two gentlemen up here who think they have enough girth to not even shrink in cold water" and a really huge guy, and a really skinny guy go up. Then crossbones yells "Krissy, come on up here" So i go up figurihng he is just gonna want me to bend over and test the water, as usual. So I go up and Crossbones says "Krissy, you are gonna measure these gentlemen for girth" I already hear my friends bursting into hysterics. Apprently monye couldn't buy the look on my face. I was so disgusted. I was gonna kill crossbones heh. So the two men strip down to their underwear and crossbones tells me to measure from the bottom of their stomach , across the crotch, then too the top of their butt. So i go to the big scary guy first and he keeps doing this retarded dance as im trying to measure, i was like "QUIT MOVIN!". He came out to 68 cm. Then I go over to the skinny guy and do the same, and he measures to 62 cm. then the two guys get in these tubs of ice water. then they get out and i measure them again....i go to measure the big guy...it GREW to 72....WTF....then i go to the skinny guy...and he stayed the same. Soo yah...eh heh...while all this is goin on people are tellin me to jump up and down n stuff...bwaahh...after the show i was talkin to crossbones with my friend Rolando and Ro says to him "Don't you think Krissy deserves a t-shirt for all she has done for the show" and so I got a t-shirt out of it as well as a free drink....but BWAAHH it was disturbing....mmmeerrrr
Also, a funny thing happened. I usually hang out at thw costume rental place cuz I have friends who work there. I go there an to my surprise i see a friend from school. So my friends and I went over to say hello. We teasse her sometimes cuz she is a little ditzy and a virgin (I know theres nothing wrong with being a virgin, but we are assholes and like to tease people) Theres a guy who works at the shop who flirts with EVERYBODY. So he comes over and starts flirting with her. Through the convo we exposed her to being ditzy and a virgin. Hehe. It' more funny if you know my group of friends.
Anyway, i must go anf dry my hair before class. Ta ta
evilmonkeymuffin:
Better you than me, Oh mistress of the tape measure.
