went to barnes n noble with me mum this afternoons. Bought "When will jesus bring the pork chops" by george carlin. He is an amazing man. Love him. Love him with all your might. LOOVE HIIIM! Or I spank you like a behbeh.
Ya know it really sucks being 20. I mean, i figure by maturity level I am old enough to ATLEAST have a drink at a family party. I was at my cousin's birthday party and they had some Mikes cranberry lemonade, which is a beverage I happen to enjoy muchly, as you can see by my picture. I picked up a bottle and I looked at my dad and held it up for confirmation and he nodded. So I sit down with it and enjoy. My sister walks by (she is 22) and she's like "Krisssyyy! What're you doin" I dont really feel the need to explain anything so i just shrug her off. My mother walks by and gives me a look and says "Krissyyy" and to keep the convo short I pulled a simple "Dad said I could" which was incredibly degrading. i shouldn't have to deal with that I am fucking 20! One year off from the legal age. Plus it was a god damn family party, relatives all around me, im not gonna get piss drunk at a family party, I just wanted one lousy Mikes without being harassed!
Ok enough bitching about trivial shit.
On the way home from this family party we see a blue altima swirving slowly from side to side along the road. Ok, the dude is clearly drunk or sleepy, im leanin toward drunk. So my dad is stayin way behind'm and we call the police and make'm aware of the situation. Just watching the dude just miss hitting cars was so...GAH...so many damn close calls. Why are people fuckin stupid?! I'm sick of fuckers driving drunk and risking other peoples lives, I don't give it a shit if a complete stranger risks their own life. To me, thats darwinism
. But killing the innocent people with familys, children, dreams, purposes being whiped out of existance because someone else was fucking stupid. I really wish I had heat vision and eliminate them before they have time to pull shit like that.
Anyone reading this, if you see a friend at a party who is planning to drive drunk...
1. Steal their fuckin keys
2. Choke them until their pulse stops
3. Steal their fuckin car.
feel free to reverse steps one and two.
Ya know it really sucks being 20. I mean, i figure by maturity level I am old enough to ATLEAST have a drink at a family party. I was at my cousin's birthday party and they had some Mikes cranberry lemonade, which is a beverage I happen to enjoy muchly, as you can see by my picture. I picked up a bottle and I looked at my dad and held it up for confirmation and he nodded. So I sit down with it and enjoy. My sister walks by (she is 22) and she's like "Krisssyyy! What're you doin" I dont really feel the need to explain anything so i just shrug her off. My mother walks by and gives me a look and says "Krissyyy" and to keep the convo short I pulled a simple "Dad said I could" which was incredibly degrading. i shouldn't have to deal with that I am fucking 20! One year off from the legal age. Plus it was a god damn family party, relatives all around me, im not gonna get piss drunk at a family party, I just wanted one lousy Mikes without being harassed!
Ok enough bitching about trivial shit.
On the way home from this family party we see a blue altima swirving slowly from side to side along the road. Ok, the dude is clearly drunk or sleepy, im leanin toward drunk. So my dad is stayin way behind'm and we call the police and make'm aware of the situation. Just watching the dude just miss hitting cars was so...GAH...so many damn close calls. Why are people fuckin stupid?! I'm sick of fuckers driving drunk and risking other peoples lives, I don't give it a shit if a complete stranger risks their own life. To me, thats darwinism
. But killing the innocent people with familys, children, dreams, purposes being whiped out of existance because someone else was fucking stupid. I really wish I had heat vision and eliminate them before they have time to pull shit like that.
Anyone reading this, if you see a friend at a party who is planning to drive drunk...
1. Steal their fuckin keys
2. Choke them until their pulse stops
3. Steal their fuckin car.
feel free to reverse steps one and two.
iggy:
yeah i remember being 20...it was like being stuck in some off limbo.....
twinkie:
Hee hee 
That seems to be a natural match, but I always was afraid the SG Powers That BE would be like "girls, please stop smothering yourselves with frosting."
That seems to be a natural match, but I always was afraid the SG Powers That BE would be like "girls, please stop smothering yourselves with frosting."