ausume

I'm sorry, Dolores
Your turtle is dead
You don't have to go to school
So just stay in bed
We know that you loved him
It's easy to tell
We wanna make a belt buckle
Out of his shell.
All the days you spent together
All the dreams you dream together
Eating wormgs through stormy weather
like two bird of a feather
So tell us the answer
A yes or a No
Can we use him as a belt buckle'
Or should we just go
He's useles to you now
So give us the stiff
We'll let you wear him now and then
He'll never be missed
All his little life and splender
Stretched and varishes
On our leather
Perhaps a ring or broach is better
Cuz yout turtle could not be deader
We're sorry, dolores
Your turtle is spent
we have proof and evidence
That we're innocent
Aaaaammeeennn



that song has been stuck in my head ALL DAY

if your wonderin WTF it's from Sifl and Olly. I used to love that show. Sock puppets are awesome and you know it, whore.