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Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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I have made a decision, before I tell you that decsion, i should let you guys know I have my own religion. It is not christianity. It's KRISTIANITY!
That's right. I'm God. Now before you get mad, know this. My heaven, eternal sex and cupcakes. Good cupcakes. Like the ones you get at the bakery. Not the crappy ones youe classmates make on their birthday. Big soft cupcakes with good icing and hte soft sprinkles, Not the sprinkles that break your teeth, the good soft ones. All different flavors too. And to work off those cupcakes, you have lots of sex. Now if you go to hell, You just get cupcakes and no sex. And they are bad cupcakes. They are crumbly. Like, when you take off the paper stuff it turns to crumbs. And if you try to have sex or masturbate your sexual organs turn to ASH. so don't go to hell. It's bad.

BACK TO MY DECISION. Since I am god, i am making Dane Cook a prophet! Yes, he will have a chapter in my bible. Yes. He is awesome in my eyes. Yes.
I've been listning to him for the past hours. Oooohh I havn't laughed this hard in ages.
OH GOODD HE IS SO FUNNY! puke puke puke
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
nefarion:
Will I be a BAMF if I join. And your not gunna eventually make us kill ourselves right? Cuz Im down for that sex and cupcakes thing.
Apr 30, 2006
ra0ul:
Can i write the forward?
Apr 30, 2006

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