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Sunday Apr 23, 2006

Apr 23, 2006
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Hung out wioth people last night, was jolly good fun. We went a-mallin first, though I didnt buy anything...which is odd for me. We met up with my friend natelie who I havnt seen in AGES. And I need to chill with her more often cuz she is the COOLEST! Heh, she showed me her new pierciing, bwaha. Nipple piercing actually. Well, she didnt show me at the mall. After the mall we went to Lissys house, where we all fought over the big blue comfy inflatable chair


was much fun. Then we went to my friend Aaron's house. They was havin a party. I got me some RUM! RUM RUM RUMMY RUM-A-TUM RUM! Then we was playin with FIRE. Then we sat around and played kingdom hearts two.

Blej, I am sick today, I cought Tom's cough. Stupid tom. Stupid cough

*hack hack*

penis *hack*

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(later that day)
When we last left our hero she was sitting alone in her rom. THen her friend natelie called and asked to hang out. The two girls went to the diner for food, then, since around here nothing is open sunday, they went to the zoo and looked at pretty animals. Dunno why, but they went to the god damn zoo. After looking at animals, they went to barnes n noble and sat in the cafe and read karma sutra books marveling at the knots peoplee get themselves into and how bored the characters in the picture look considering their situation.
Now we find our hero back at her dorm room just finishing Ten Things I Hate About You, eating some MnMs before she gives away her easter candy so she can start actually dieting tomorrow.
Despite her arch enemy Sexual Frustration, she will not allow him to continue making her stomache grow by the powers of comfort food. She will no longer be joining her friends at the diner every night. Though the diner does offer salad, the smell of chicken fingers is one of our hero's weaknesses.

HOLY SHIT BILLY MADISON IS ON!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD YES! YEEESS!

Now I don't care that I'm sick

The people at the zoo are very nice penguin, they'll treat you reeeeaal respectable-like...

nudie magazine day! nudie magazine day!

You dare to challenge me to a penis war! FINE! PPEEENNIIISSSSS!!!!


ARRR!!! yar
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
oryon:
Veronica I thank you
for beating the shit out of me...

love it

gettin by, eh? seem to be better than myself
Apr 24, 2006
iggy:
wait which friend?
Apr 25, 2006

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