ausume

just got back from the medieval fair at Drew University. It was indoors cuz it's fucking hailing, that kinda sucked, but I wanted to see what they were selling so I could get stuff for my ever building up costume. I got me a pair of leather wrist cuffs with wool on the insire and a bondage ring on the outsite, sexxyy, and a pressie for my lover (shhh), and two little poison bottles. Heh, all I had to eat there was some bread. It was sposed to be bread and chese fore a buck but they ran out of cheese, the bastards, how can you allow yourself to run out of cheese....
I was talkin to my friend Ro about how I have so much stuff I need to buy to accumulate to a full out costume but everything is so expensive and he was tellin me the price of everything, GOD, its so EXPENSIVE. I dunno how I am gonna afford all this. I think for my birthday I am gonna ask my parents for money for a bodice.
I totally just remembered I own linen pants....I should fuckin use them...
stupid me...

Any other rennies? I wonder if theres a group for them on here...I think I'll go look...


wristcuffs


what did the gynocologist say to the chiropractor....



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