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Guy: Hey, sorry, I need advice

Me: Ok whats up

Guy: Well, this black girl wants to beat up my friend (a white girl), and my friend says she is a little intimidated by black girls, is that wierd?

Me: Well, she is probably more intimidated by the stereotype that men and and women of color have intimidating attitudes

Guy: Oh, well, have you seen a black and white girl fight, and honestly, who won more?

Me: Well I cant say I have ever seen a fight between a black and white girl

Guy: Oh.....your sexxy



WWHHHAAATTT???!!!

thats the most fucked up thing to happen to me today



oh, and penis...