MOTHAFUCKAS NEED TO REKINIZE MY FUCKIN' SKI.LZ, BITCH!
austie_jonez:
I'M THE DIRECTOR OF PABST BLUE RIBBON, BITCH!
I'm trying to steal somebody's cat. It has no collar and comes to my new
place expectantly. I think it is looking for the previous tenant. I got
it to approach me when I was sitting on the stairs. It is really cute, a
sort of primarily white patchy light brown and grey around the head and
shoulders. I bough some fish at the store...
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place expectantly. I think it is looking for the previous tenant. I got
it to approach me when I was sitting on the stairs. It is really cute, a
sort of primarily white patchy light brown and grey around the head and
shoulders. I bough some fish at the store...
Read More
I've been listening to Metal Urbain's Anarchy In Paris! album. Dude, Bro,
Brah, sick. It like Stereo Total, only punk. SUPERCOOL!
Brah, sick. It like Stereo Total, only punk. SUPERCOOL!
All interest in the Arts
has been biologically
wiped from the organism
known as Austie Jonez
has been biologically
wiped from the organism
known as Austie Jonez
I woke up in a cell.
Shave and a hair cut,
Tin cup on the bars.
Shave and a hair cut,
Tin cup on the bars.
austie_jonez:
PARIS HILTON SNAP SHOTS
austie_jonez:
PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE!
Holy Mowley,
So much fun in the Sun. I think I'm a fried egg.
So much fun in the Sun. I think I'm a fried egg.
Dear reader,
In response to Olivia's recent letter regarding the capitalization and punctuation of sentences, I will now do the same. In addition to her resolution, I am raising the stakes. I ask her to do the same. No more cursing or cuss words.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Sincerely yours forever,
Austie
In response to Olivia's recent letter regarding the capitalization and punctuation of sentences, I will now do the same. In addition to her resolution, I am raising the stakes. I ask her to do the same. No more cursing or cuss words.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Sincerely yours forever,
Austie
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belly:
Arsemonkeys! Swearing is one of the greatest pleasures known to everyone old enough to not have their mother wash their mouths out with soap when caught saying a bad word.
ARSE-TASTIC FUCKYPIE CUNTBUCKETS!
ARSE-TASTIC FUCKYPIE CUNTBUCKETS!
aarong:
CUT THE CRAP AND SHOW US THE SNAP
THUNDER!
tjaden:
cats?
after midntight,
gonna let it all hang out.
gonna let it all hang out.
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belly:
i can't believe you haven't urinated on a marina girl yet. surely you can do it "by mistake" or something? what if you piss in the street and accidentally get some on her stilettos, does that count?
etienne:
i reckon you should let it hang out all the time.
Rachel Corrie is my hero.
aarong:
Change the fucking rekkid, yo