austie_jonez

I'm having my male period. I can't get comfortable. My computers keep fucking me over. My hard disk crashed and took my iTunes purchased musics with it. I had thought that you buy a song on iTunes, you can download it to each of your authorized computers. Nope. not the way it works. Fuckers. You are only entitled to download the song once. That currently...
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my brother has scabies. he says they are painful.

also: nz vocab: pack a fit / chuck a spaz

it is 3 AM, i wonder if she ever got undun.

i was rolling through campus. i don't go to college anymore. i graduated, but not from the college girls. i work my job. i go home and jerk off. i do this 9-6, M-F. on the weekend, i go hit the campus up for honeys.

i found a nice 'Suicide Girl'. this piece was...
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my german shephard is a porn star. it all started when he was surfing the internet while i was at work. he found a porn site of german shephards doing white chicks.

now you know how dogs can be with each others asses. well imagine your dog is like that with chicks. you can't bring any girls home. you can't take him for a walk...
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Off to Baja and beyond!

No sleep til ...

duh duh duh

eff of aye

$650 Q flights to NZ/AU

The Girl From Brooklyn is back from Baja

Tomorrow for more drinks and more gazes

into her faint, luminescent, hanging eyes.

I hope she sees in my stargazer's

a place to spend the night.

love

i'm in it.

a girl with half moon eyes.

she lives in brooklyn.

so far for love.

moving time.

tomrrow.

love.

hi.

i.