my german shephard is a porn star. it all started when he was surfing the internet while i was at work. he found a porn site of german shephards doing white chicks.
now you know how dogs can be with each others asses. well imagine your dog is like that with chicks. you can't bring any girls home. you can't take him for a walk during the day. he will pull your arm off when women walk by.
he likes blondes. i don't blame him. i like them too. he likes the ones that smell like lilacs, especially. or any kind of perfumed blonde chicks.
it is disturbing. he pops a lipstick and starts putting it on when a good smelling marina/slapper/preppy white chick walks by.
i turn my head and look away. it is too embarassing. just ignore it.
i was at the seven eleven the other day and left him outside. he had a full chub diggin up this poor girl pumping gas at her car. she didnt know what to do. ask him to wear a rubber?
i've started calling him 'the dick'. "did the dick get you?!" i try to introduce humor into it. most of the time, the charm rubs off when the dick sticks his head under their skirt and starts licking. at first, they think it is cute. then they realize this dog isn't just fucking around.
i've called a pet therapist. he has an appointment next week. the dick has been referring to white girls as 'bitches'. he says this openly. we need to address that in therapy.
if anyone has any advice, i'd like to hear it. i'm at my wits end with the dick. i'm going to investigate getting him a vasectomy. the last thing i need are a bunch of half german half poodle puppies on my door step.
now you know how dogs can be with each others asses. well imagine your dog is like that with chicks. you can't bring any girls home. you can't take him for a walk during the day. he will pull your arm off when women walk by.
he likes blondes. i don't blame him. i like them too. he likes the ones that smell like lilacs, especially. or any kind of perfumed blonde chicks.
it is disturbing. he pops a lipstick and starts putting it on when a good smelling marina/slapper/preppy white chick walks by.
i turn my head and look away. it is too embarassing. just ignore it.
i was at the seven eleven the other day and left him outside. he had a full chub diggin up this poor girl pumping gas at her car. she didnt know what to do. ask him to wear a rubber?
i've started calling him 'the dick'. "did the dick get you?!" i try to introduce humor into it. most of the time, the charm rubs off when the dick sticks his head under their skirt and starts licking. at first, they think it is cute. then they realize this dog isn't just fucking around.
i've called a pet therapist. he has an appointment next week. the dick has been referring to white girls as 'bitches'. he says this openly. we need to address that in therapy.
if anyone has any advice, i'd like to hear it. i'm at my wits end with the dick. i'm going to investigate getting him a vasectomy. the last thing i need are a bunch of half german half poodle puppies on my door step.
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