austie_jonez

RUNNING AND PABST

I feel like a fat gut. I'm not sure what happened last weekend, but I am
suffering from fat gut. I'm going to run until death, then drink beer and
eat chocolate and pizza.

SG kinda throws virgins to the volcano.

i was making tofu dogs in the toaster oven when one of them rolled off
onto the heating coil. the smell.. burning flesh. it smelled like
burning flesh and hair. a pile of little arms.

My new name is Circumflex K. Monoliths. Please adjust your address
books.

MOTHAFUCKAS NEED TO REKINIZE MY FUCKIN' SKI.LZ, BITCH!

I'm trying to steal somebody's cat. It has no collar and comes to my new
place expectantly. I think it is looking for the previous tenant. I got
it to approach me when I was sitting on the stairs. It is really cute, a
sort of primarily white patchy light brown and grey around the head and
shoulders. I bough some fish at the store...
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I've been listening to Metal Urbain's Anarchy In Paris! album. Dude, Bro,
Brah, sick. It like Stereo Total, only punk. SUPERCOOL!

All interest in the Arts
has been biologically
wiped from the organism
known as Austie Jonez

I woke up in a cell.
Shave and a hair cut,
Tin cup on the bars.

Holy Mowley,

So much fun in the Sun. I think I'm a fried egg.

Dear reader,

In response to Olivia's recent letter regarding the capitalization and punctuation of sentences, I will now do the same. In addition to her resolution, I am raising the stakes. I ask her to do the same. No more cursing or cuss words.

Happiness is a warm gun.

Sincerely yours forever,

Austie

THUNDER!