Sometimes I forget that deep down, somewhere deep inside me is an arsehole. As it is a very special day for us arseholes, we should spend today thinking of all the arseholes throughout history who have failed at their mission, the brave arseholes who always chew sweets in the cinema, the beautiful arseholes who have small willies so have ginormous exhausts on their cars, and the arseholes who invented buses with no service signs on. These brave men and women have paved the way for us arseholes, and we grow in strength every day. We will fight the injustice of politeness, and giving up spaces in the queue to someone who needs it more for all eternity, we will leave our clothes on the floor in a never ending attack on tidiness, we will do everything in our power to win this fight on politeness and kindness. We will never surrender!
Happy National Arsehole Day :)
He he he ☺️
