auralpleasure

i always get that question.... And I do not know what my mom is b/c she is adopted! But my dad is just plain ol white trash!

what do you mean guessed, it is not that easy!

hmm well it is true that she is pretty and yes she looks a lot like me but I think a story from her childhood might explain why that doesnt mean I am attractive.

My daughter was about 5 years old and she came up to me looking very serious and said "daddy do I look like you" to which I responded "yes, baby everyone says you look very much like me' she then kind of frowned and sai " do you look like grandma?' I said " yeah people tell me all the time that I look a lot like my mom." at this point she burst into tears and yelled "I look like grandma". I quickly explained to her that the features her and I share and the features that my mother and I share are not the same. Which is true. My daughter got the best of my features along with the best of her mother's. She is much better looking than either of us. I on the other hand have almost all of my mother's features. In fact she looks like an older version of me in drag only with less scalp hair and more facial hair. I

life is more and more exciting everyday!

positive forces at work? Well... hum.... my bosses are really cool but one is out of san diego and the other is in san luis obispo... SO it sucks, they are the only reason that I took the job, the people I work with on an everyday basis is our client

Only pussies are afraid of spiders

Anyhoo, I see your dilemma... Been there, done that, moving out in five days, so eh...

I don't know that it CAN be fixed, but I'm looking into it.

Thanks. I like that picture too

Yeah, so, you suck for only having AIM.

thanks man, my profile pic is of my friend Matt and I at the beach. Then Matt took some program and made it alll waking life-afied. Thanks for the compliment.

Oh, I totally do. Except I just leave it on flyers underneath people's windshield wipers cause my dork ass doesn't get hit on.

Well, I'm an obnoxious, vain cunt for one.


also, I have been told that I look pissed off all the time.


I hit on straight girls all the time, it's awesome. They are so not impressed by me.

she had a reoccurring role in season 7.

yes, im just bored enough to answer Q's in other people journals.

kill me.

pale_blue_eyes tells all my secrets.


'tis true...i grew up in hollywood. but, it was season 4.

alf only ran for 7 seasons and the last 3 of those were as an animated series.

hmmm...i rarely comment on people's profiles but i like yours. it helps that you name dropped orson scott card novels.

not really... it's much easier to take yourself out on a date than to take someone else out on a date... i don't date other people anyway. only myself...