I love car washes.
Today I left work early and went to the gas station to fill up. Then I paid for a wash and drove up in front of the "laser" car wash. A guy hosed my car down and scrubbed it a bit, and then I drove into this weird structure. I was listening to Green Day's American Idiot and then this foam stuff enveloped my car and the music got faster and I turned it up, unbuckled my seatbelt and I banged my head so hard and fast until it hurt...then I banged it some more and was dancing around until I had to stop. Then I drank some water and banged it some more.
Someone really needs to do this with me sometime.
Oh, and theASSbeliever told me to change my name to ASSpleasure. why not? I'm gonna be gone this weekend anyway...as long as it doesn't attract the wrong kind of attention.
Today I left work early and went to the gas station to fill up. Then I paid for a wash and drove up in front of the "laser" car wash. A guy hosed my car down and scrubbed it a bit, and then I drove into this weird structure. I was listening to Green Day's American Idiot and then this foam stuff enveloped my car and the music got faster and I turned it up, unbuckled my seatbelt and I banged my head so hard and fast until it hurt...then I banged it some more and was dancing around until I had to stop. Then I drank some water and banged it some more.
Someone really needs to do this with me sometime.
Oh, and theASSbeliever told me to change my name to ASSpleasure. why not? I'm gonna be gone this weekend anyway...as long as it doesn't attract the wrong kind of attention.
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funkmunky:
ASSMunky?
chazstrummer:
I enjoy car washes and American Idiot, but have never thought of trying them together. 