SO! i'm freakin tired.
i went on what felt like a five year shopping adventure with my parents and my neice.
oh ya. my parents brought their crack head dog. SO FUN.
so imagine the mini-van. my dad up front yelling at traffic. my mom talking to him in a soothing voice some people talk to infants with. My neice (she's 13) trying to ignore all of us.
and then there's me and crack head dog Poppy.
it went mostly something like this:
POPPY: *lick*lick*lick* "i love the taste of audrey's toes! and her arms! and her face!"
AUDREY: "Poppy! FUCK OFF!"
POPPY: "guess i'll be annoying and walk over here and turn around and then come right back. *lick*lick* yumm! Kiah tastes great too! but not as good as Audrey!"
AUDREY: "Poppy! i'm gonna kick your ass! *knee into dog chest*
POPPY: "oh i love it when she abuses me! i'll leave her alone for ten seconds until she starts to go to sleep and then ambush her! maybe i'll bite her leg too!"
AUDREY: "MOM!!!! get your fucking dog away from me!!!"
so that was an hour and a half in the car on the way down there. then driving around. then my dad thought i would be easier to stay in a hotel. with the dog. then an hour and a half drive back.
needless to say i'm a little wiped out. but i got a sweet new nose ring that my mom hates
i went on what felt like a five year shopping adventure with my parents and my neice.
oh ya. my parents brought their crack head dog. SO FUN.
so imagine the mini-van. my dad up front yelling at traffic. my mom talking to him in a soothing voice some people talk to infants with. My neice (she's 13) trying to ignore all of us.
and then there's me and crack head dog Poppy.
it went mostly something like this:
POPPY: *lick*lick*lick* "i love the taste of audrey's toes! and her arms! and her face!"
AUDREY: "Poppy! FUCK OFF!"
POPPY: "guess i'll be annoying and walk over here and turn around and then come right back. *lick*lick* yumm! Kiah tastes great too! but not as good as Audrey!"
AUDREY: "Poppy! i'm gonna kick your ass! *knee into dog chest*
POPPY: "oh i love it when she abuses me! i'll leave her alone for ten seconds until she starts to go to sleep and then ambush her! maybe i'll bite her leg too!"
AUDREY: "MOM!!!! get your fucking dog away from me!!!"
so that was an hour and a half in the car on the way down there. then driving around. then my dad thought i would be easier to stay in a hotel. with the dog. then an hour and a half drive back.
needless to say i'm a little wiped out. but i got a sweet new nose ring that my mom hates
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raymond488:
thats funny but that really sucks at the same time lol. my mom has a dog just like that. so i know where your coming from all to well. im diggin the new nose ring 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
methodology:
Sounds like a tough trip, family, long road trip and a crack head dog is not a great mix for a relaxing day out