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audra

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Monday Aug 02, 2004

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I want to know if anyone has any funny dildo stories.

miao!! love kiss
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orchid1:
I'm so sorry to hear about your tumors, is that what the surgery you had mentioned is for?
Hmmm...funny stories....
When I first moved into the dorms at school, before I really knew my neighbors, my roommates were going through my "sex bucket" and found my glass dildo, and because one of my neighbors really likes blown glass they showed her. She was a little freaked out becuase I don't think her and I had even had a conversation yet.
It's not a funny story but the only one I can think of.
Aug 3, 2004
orchid1:
I'm leaving Colorado to go back to Oregon for school.
I am painting anatomical diagrams over collages of receipts I've collected over the last 3 years, I drew the diagrams on and then collaged over them thinking I'd be able to see through the receipts.
Aug 3, 2004

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