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*runs over and hugs you*

how are you... wanna go for a walk.

*holds out hand*

speaking about losing your virginity to a teddy bear, one time about 3 years ago i think, me and a couple of friends were drinkn and shmoking and it was like 3 or 4 in the morning and we were drunk watching the austin public access(spelling?) and there is this guy named slave balls and he wore a black leather dominatrix mask and he gave sexual advice to people who call in, hes the bitch though. well i guess hence slave balls. anyways there was always a long wait for him to take calls, and most of the calls were pranks like "FUCK YOU" or shit that you can't say live. so we got through and i told him that i was in a relationship and i was debating on shaving my balls or just letting it be. well, his advice was to convince me not to shave them, because it reminds women of warm and cuddly things? he said that women think of it as a squeezable teddy bear.....i guess that really doesnt have anything to do with what you put on your virginity question....it just made me think about that when i read it.....yep
skeet skeet skeet ..i just heard that in the other room