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-there is not enough hardcore porn at my local video store.

-the fact that spam is a favorite amongst hawaiians baffles me.

-i saw the fattest yorkshire terrier today.

-today is our national french person holiday.

-my bank loves me.

-we were supposed to get thunder showers but nada. zip. nothing but drizzle.

-i said i love you today. twice. to two different people and it had been a long time since i said that word.

-i want to hang out with eli but i am lazy. she should email me her digits.

-i want to buy my season pass to the six flags park here.

-when i'm stressed you give me head up in the bathtub....

eee-eye!

uh oh!


xoxo