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oh yeah. one time.. i was on a place, going.. somewhere, obviously. yeah. there was this guy who was in the seat next to mine. the most boring motherfucker i think ive ever come across. he was sitting there, trying to be professional. trying to PRETEND like he had a life. jotting down numbers, letters, shit that made no sense to EITHER of us, but he acted like he knew it meant something. but it didn't. i asked him exactly what type of work he did and he coudln't come up with anything. it was in a big notebook about maui.. however you spell that place in hawaii. haha. anyway.

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and yes, i need cuddle action.

o'hare in chicago ir great b/c in terminal c they have a berghoff bar. they make their own beers and bourbons. i used to always fall asleep b4 take off, too. now, i visit the berghoff before flights, get a few bourbons or perfect manhattens in me. i think watching fight club on a plane is beautiful. everyone around you will be as calm as hindu cows.