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Damn. It is decided.
I'm gonna fester down here in Panama Shitty for at least one more year.. Then I'm OUT. I'm soooo heading up to Portlandia. Not just because of the SG's... Well...... Maybe 1/3 of the reason....
But no. I digress. I gotta be up there. I've been thinking about moving to Portland since I was in highschool man. I feel like i'm missing out on life being stuck down here in Florida.. Yeah. The weather is great but FUCK man.. This place has absolutly possitively no culture. All I have down here is rednecks driving 4X4's and Old decrepid people dieing all around me. Its like the worst acid trip you could imagine.
The area thrives off of fucking tourists... I can't STAND tourists. And whats worse is this hell hole is called the "**** SPRING BREAK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!! *****" Nothing WORSE than Sorority bitches and Jocks from ALL OVER THE DAMN U.S. coming into your town and filling the streets with vomit and filth. Then. As soon as the flood leaves the other flood rips loose... The snowbirds .. . You can't drive anywhere without having to drive 10mph.. The decrepit flood the area with their tacky pastel and vomit colored hawaiian shirts and stuipd snobby wives.. Its these women who are driving me to drink man... I swear. All the women here are STEAKS... Its disgusting...

One time my friend stardust conned me into going out to the clubs to pick up boys and girls to fuck.... I was in a bad way and decided to go for it. It was hideous.. Middle of springbreak... Ever seen that scene in the beach where the whinny dude and chick are talking about the destruction tourists bring.... Then they show to dude barf on the street... Thats Panama City during Spring Break... Like... Times Twenty...
Watching frat boys from Michigan grab random girls asses and breasts made me mad... This one big drunk jock type guy looked like a butcher... Pinching the dead cow hanging on the hook to see where the good meat is...

But... I was amazed... The girls.. They did'nt seem to care.. Thats what enraged me...

( At this point I will explain something. I am a sexist. Not only do I think girls are better than men. I sometimes wish that all men would die. I'd rather be a cat or something... Than a human male.. Girls have the true power... Quoting my stripper friend Zelda.. " Girls Own half the money and ALL the pussy.. Amen Zelda"

So I sat outside watching the drunken sluts do their wet t-shirt contests and grind their crotches on all the boys dressed like rap stars... nursing my jagermiester....

And I realized something.. I wanted to be up in portland... Where its rainy and cold and other missconcived notions I have..

I want to be where the SG's are... Where the cute tattooed and pireced girls roam.

And so what If i'm wrong. And If hate Portland when I get there. At least I'm not stuck in the Redneck Rivera.

" And I know there's neck's up there. But Logger's and Meth addicts I can handle.. In fact I'm endeared to them."