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Tuesday Dec 06, 2005

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today at the coffee shop someone found a phone with homemade PORN on it.

hahahaha. so this old guy brings a cell phone in. and you look at the front of the phone and theres a jpg of a puppy. awwwwwe. but open the phone and right on screen is...

a naked man prying open a naked girls cheeks! oh my!
so we figure there must be more on the phone, and one guy attempts to find the photos section (have you ever noticed operating a phone not your own that its hard to know how to work it) so, me, being a gadget hound, want to see if i can figure it out. (to figure it out, not to see porn, you pervs! gosh!) and i do, and what am i rewarded by?

guys sitting on a couch holding their legs in the air. one included a naked guy wearing a leather jacket and a leather hat. oh my!

and thats as far as we get when a guy comes bustling, trotting into the coffeeshop very panicedly asking,

has anyone seen a cellphone?

i didnt have the balls to turn the porn around in his face and say, "a cell phone? yeah we found one" but that would have been rad. as it was, i had to go downstairs, i was almost laughing so hard.

lesson to you kiddees! never leave porn on your phones! uploadem and deletem! smile
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
little_mascara:
I'm CLEEEEAN! And nice. And sweet. And modest. And I sent all my phone porn to Clarkekid's comment page. Don't get too excited, it's pretty tame. whatever
Dec 7, 2005
violetred:
i love your postings in my friends thread...

so you like redheads...? smile
Dec 8, 2005

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