today at the coffee shop someone found a phone with homemade PORN on it.
hahahaha. so this old guy brings a cell phone in. and you look at the front of the phone and theres a jpg of a puppy. awwwwwe. but open the phone and right on screen is...
a naked man prying open a naked girls cheeks! oh my!
so we figure there must be more on the phone, and one guy attempts to find the photos section (have you ever noticed operating a phone not your own that its hard to know how to work it) so, me, being a gadget hound, want to see if i can figure it out. (to figure it out, not to see porn, you pervs! gosh!) and i do, and what am i rewarded by?
guys sitting on a couch holding their legs in the air. one included a naked guy wearing a leather jacket and a leather hat. oh my!
and thats as far as we get when a guy comes bustling, trotting into the coffeeshop very panicedly asking,
has anyone seen a cellphone?
i didnt have the balls to turn the porn around in his face and say, "a cell phone? yeah we found one" but that would have been rad. as it was, i had to go downstairs, i was almost laughing so hard.
lesson to you kiddees! never leave porn on your phones! uploadem and deletem!
hahahaha. so this old guy brings a cell phone in. and you look at the front of the phone and theres a jpg of a puppy. awwwwwe. but open the phone and right on screen is...
a naked man prying open a naked girls cheeks! oh my!
so we figure there must be more on the phone, and one guy attempts to find the photos section (have you ever noticed operating a phone not your own that its hard to know how to work it) so, me, being a gadget hound, want to see if i can figure it out. (to figure it out, not to see porn, you pervs! gosh!) and i do, and what am i rewarded by?
guys sitting on a couch holding their legs in the air. one included a naked guy wearing a leather jacket and a leather hat. oh my!
and thats as far as we get when a guy comes bustling, trotting into the coffeeshop very panicedly asking,
has anyone seen a cellphone?
i didnt have the balls to turn the porn around in his face and say, "a cell phone? yeah we found one" but that would have been rad. as it was, i had to go downstairs, i was almost laughing so hard.
lesson to you kiddees! never leave porn on your phones! uploadem and deletem!
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