atticstar

i was walking along minding my own little business and realizing just how big my umbrella i borrowed really was (it seemed to take up the entire sidewalk) when i heard something HISS and jump about 2 feet away. i move the umbrella and look down....there i see the largest biggest SKUNK you could ever imagine. it must be living off leftover mcdonald's and pizza pizza from the trash and bench pressing lard filled squirrels to get that big... it's tail was stuck straight up and it did not i repeat DID NOT like me. i took one look at it and ran for my life. when i got to the house i looked back to see if it was running after me. like it would run after me right? anyway..i got in the house and kept asking people to smell me just in case while i turned to run it somehow sprayed me. i didn't look back until i got to the front door of the house..