i went to see the tokyo doll exhibition at design exchange today after work. i swear if i ever went to japan i'd spontaneously combust into a million little pieces of happiness. i can't imagine living there. i'd be incessantly giddy.
i wanted to buy a SOFTY by wonder farms but they were selling them for 100 bucks a piece. too much for my blood. they reminded me of popples except slightly sexual in a monstery but cutesy way. kinda like how anime can be sexy monstery cutesy. i want PINKY and WINKY: freshly harvested, winky is the newest member of the softys family. soft and smooth on the outside and furry on the inside. winky is swollen with love and waiting to share it. and the thing is basically a furry red ball with a white hairy phallic symbol full of eye balls that sticks right through its middle! PINKY: Soft, furry, and perfectly ripe. pinky is a loving creature that likes to be played with. she has a stretchy eye that snaps back into her pocket. if you rub her special spot she can give magical powers. pinky looks like vulva...
...mmmm..vulva...
anyway... it was a great exhibit, wish it was bigger! there were also 2 very very cute girls there that i couldn't help but admire from afar
i was in love with akira wakui's ZERO FIGHTER (see pic). i want to marry it and have its clay babies
i went crazy and bought a tshirt, entered the contest to win zero fighter, got a poster/pamphelet and a button. hell i was planning on buying anything i could find by akira but there was only zero fighter and it was being auctioned off. so i guess i SAVED 600 bucks but...i think of it as an investment...*grin*
when i grow up i'm going to make my entire house out of japan
i wanted to buy a SOFTY by wonder farms but they were selling them for 100 bucks a piece. too much for my blood. they reminded me of popples except slightly sexual in a monstery but cutesy way. kinda like how anime can be sexy monstery cutesy. i want PINKY and WINKY: freshly harvested, winky is the newest member of the softys family. soft and smooth on the outside and furry on the inside. winky is swollen with love and waiting to share it. and the thing is basically a furry red ball with a white hairy phallic symbol full of eye balls that sticks right through its middle! PINKY: Soft, furry, and perfectly ripe. pinky is a loving creature that likes to be played with. she has a stretchy eye that snaps back into her pocket. if you rub her special spot she can give magical powers. pinky looks like vulva...

anyway... it was a great exhibit, wish it was bigger! there were also 2 very very cute girls there that i couldn't help but admire from afar
i was in love with akira wakui's ZERO FIGHTER (see pic). i want to marry it and have its clay babies
i went crazy and bought a tshirt, entered the contest to win zero fighter, got a poster/pamphelet and a button. hell i was planning on buying anything i could find by akira but there was only zero fighter and it was being auctioned off. so i guess i SAVED 600 bucks but...i think of it as an investment...*grin*
when i grow up i'm going to make my entire house out of japan
fading:
Welcome to the den of evil. Mouse is cool. I'm jealous.
pip:
Miss, may I sugggest glasses? Handsome, me?
I do appreciate the kind words but I fear you have the wrong boy.

