attercap

For the past five years I have been the self-titled Two Date King and in my kingdom I ruled alone. Mostly. In my relatively small social circle, the population of single females is small enough that I can count the number of these rare beasts on one hand--with missing fingers. So, I relied on things like personals and bar meetings to meet people. These methods may work for some, but me... well, let's just say that I'm "selective." At least, that's the term that my friends and family use for me; "overly-picky bastard" is my preferred expression.

Last night, however, on a blind date set up by a mutual friend, I developed a new crush. And already I can see that the kingdom of Two Date will finally topple.