attackbanana

blarg

I see Victoria and Marla are off the site. Two out of the three on my list eliminated. Maybe I'm just bad luck...

P.S. - Thanks for the booze Heather. I'll pay you back with cash, booze, and/or sexual favors. Your choice.

i'm drunk and filled with depression and self loathing... hahahahah!! the only thing different from a few hours ago is that i wasn't drunk.

i'm off to punch myself in the face...

argh.

I broke down last week and got an account finally. I spoil my penis sometimes. Sometimes I think it's an instrument of the devil and it makes me do stuff. I wish it hadn't made me kill the dog. Poor dog.