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MY BIRTHDAY HAS BEEN RUINED!! RUUUUUUIIIIIINNNNNEEEDDD!!!! 
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attackbanana:
hahahahah!! into a target bag with a hole in it.
into a target bag with a hole in it.
heathermaple:
as funny as it was gross! You didn't do much of anything after that. You cleaned it up (thank god) and then layed down on the futon. I made you get back up to flatten it, because I don't know how, and then we went to sleep..... straight to sleep drunk... just like every time we hang out, huh? 
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!
11_11:
i am gonna make sure that tomorrow you feel like poo.
it was all a matter of time before someone put up a set involving a gas mask. but what good is a gas mask without a filter? she's never going to survive the smallpox attacks. well, she might if she gets some duct tape. 
11_11:
what does a banana attack anyway? 
heathermaple:
Thanks again. 
wink, wink, nudge, nudge..
I have my duct tape and plastic sheeting ready baby! No Anthrax at Heather's house.
wink, wink, nudge, nudge..
I have my duct tape and plastic sheeting ready baby! No Anthrax at Heather's house.
alcohol fucking rocks when it comes to intentionally forgetting things... like emotions. hah! in one week (feb. 22nd), i'll be able to drink legally. that'll be sweet as shit.
in other news, anyone that wants to see me with a naked chick can check it out at http://www.cocknpuss.com/ . it's kind of like SG, but based in chicago rather than the west coast. i was...
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in other news, anyone that wants to see me with a naked chick can check it out at http://www.cocknpuss.com/ . it's kind of like SG, but based in chicago rather than the west coast. i was...
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11_11:
when you're able to drink legally i will show you a good time,meanin' we will have breakfast with strippers and not remember a damn thang.i saw cock and puss and where is the sexy redhead with glasses? i need to know her she is super vecit
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sometimes all it takes is a minute to realize you've been a dick for months. 
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heathermaple:
Are you in Chi-town already?
I would assume so since I haven't heard from you.
You know that American Inn, down on Emerson???
Let's be ghetto.
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I would assume so since I haven't heard from you.
You know that American Inn, down on Emerson???
Let's be ghetto.
[Edited on Feb 14, 2003]
ryguy:
hey new buddy. figured i would post acomment on your journal now! I dont get a chance to look at SG as much anymore, now that our on-line use is being monitored at work. ARRRGH!
WHATEVER! Anyway, hope your weekend was great! Take care bro! PEACE!
WHATEVER! Anyway, hope your weekend was great! Take care bro! PEACE!
24oz Mickey's... you're my only friend.
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heathermaple:
but to YOU mr. banana....
wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
heathermaple:
I think last night deserves another wink, wink, nudge, nudge.....
i hate the kind of horny that can't be relieved by yourself. no matter how many times you masturbate or how much porn you look at, it just never goes away. this usually happens late at night, so any chance of talking someone to coming over and having sex (that is, IF there is someone who would fuck you in the first place) is pretty...
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clara:
Um, you have got to meet someone who is willing to come over and have sex in the middle of the night. This scenario could drive you crazy very quickly.
sometimes my brain makes me want to shoot myself in the face all of the time.
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suburbanslave:
oh I just saw that you like CKY - the movie not the band - have u seen poop or boob...its a big brother video???
attackbanana:
sometimes all of the time...
i've seen them in catalogs, but i've never watched them. i'm sure i'll end up buying them eventually. The next video I want to buy is from BumFights.com and then Steve O's 2nd video. Bum Fights looks insane. Paying crazy and drunk homeless to fight each other and do stupid stunts. That's brilliant.
i've seen them in catalogs, but i've never watched them. i'm sure i'll end up buying them eventually. The next video I want to buy is from BumFights.com and then Steve O's 2nd video. Bum Fights looks insane. Paying crazy and drunk homeless to fight each other and do stupid stunts. That's brilliant.
blarg
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elisabeth:
Excellent work, cool profile pic
heathermaple:
Thanks for some good cuddle last night. Sorry we got caught!
How bout the comment before me??? wink, wink, nudge, nudge!
How bout the comment before me??? wink, wink, nudge, nudge!