attackbanana

i hate the kind of horny that can't be relieved by yourself. no matter how many times you masturbate or how much porn you look at, it just never goes away. this usually happens late at night, so any chance of talking someone to coming over and having sex (that is, IF there is someone who would fuck you in the first place) is pretty much non-existant. then you think, "hey, maybe if i drink, i'll be able to ignore it". then you look in your fridge and see you're running low on vodka and you don't want to waste it on such a stupid problem. Plus the stuff at the bottom of the bottle sucks anyways, so you'd only want to drink it after you're drunk already and you don't want to get too drunk because you have to wake up in the morning. and after being distracted because of all this frustration, you don't realize that you're starving and all you have to eat is crap because you don't feel like cooking at 2:30 in the morning. so then you get done eating some shitty left-over pasta salad, and you're so shitty that you feel that you have to write about it in some shitty online journal for everyone else to read and pitty you for being a stupid shitty bastard.

don't you hate when that happens?