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Friday Dec 24, 2004

Dec 24, 2004
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We wish you a hairy Christmas,
We wish you a hairy Christmas,
We wish you a hairy Christmas,
And a nappy New Year!

Hark the herald angels sing,
Glory to the primate king!
Peace on earth, and mercy mild
Bananas and egg nog - boy, that's wild!
Joyful all ye monkeys rise,
Bare your fangs and bug your eyes,
With a loud "OOK! OOK!" proclaim,
Messiah Monkey reigns supreme!
Hark the herald angels sing,
Glory to the primate king!

Silent night, hairy night,
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon monkey mother and child,
Holy primate so feral and wild,
Sleep in smelly feces,
Sleep in smelly feces!

God rest ye hairy gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
Remember that our Monkey Lord was born on Christmas Day;
To lead us all to Banana Heaven, showing us the way.
O tidings of squealing and ooks, squealing and ooks!
O tidings of squealing and ooks!

Here comes Santa Macaque!
Here comes Santa Macaque!
Right down Santa Macaque Lane!
Picking lice out from his hair
And squealing his refrain!
People are looking at that monkey ooking,
All is merry and bright.
So drop your cocks and grab your socks,
'Cause Santa Macaque comes tonight!









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VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
allycat_13:
Thank ya, Darling, but 40's aren't an option. Beer and malt liqour is icky to me.
I'm a whiskey girl!!!!!
Dec 28, 2004
allycat_13:
Perfect, I do like Jack, but have a wide variety. Tequila is good too, I love martinis also.
Dec 28, 2004

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