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Thursday Mar 05, 2009

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Just got back about an hour or so ago from picking up my nephew at the airport. He's in town for the next week visiting from Maine. It's always fun when he's back down here in the Metromess, because he's flamboyantly gay and he scares the living be-Jeezus out of the rest of the family. Especially my tongue-speaking Pentecostal aunt, who avoids being around him because she thinks she'll be possessed by his demons. No, I'm not making that shit up. surreal puke Yes, folks, like cigarette smoke to a lounge jacket, the crazyness sticks to everything down here in Jesusland...

KANCHO!


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hunkpapa:
not so much that I didn't care for it... more that I just felt a bit overwhelmed. hey, it was late, and it was more wacky than I could handle. it was better second time around!
Mar 9, 2009
sockpuppet:
the defining moment of genius, I agree smile
Mar 10, 2009

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