Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

attack_macaque

Dallas

Member Since 2004

Followers 39 Following 58

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Thursday Mar 05, 2009

Mar 5, 2009
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Just got back about an hour or so ago from picking up my nephew at the airport. He's in town for the next week visiting from Maine. It's always fun when he's back down here in the Metromess, because he's flamboyantly gay and he scares the living be-Jeezus out of the rest of the family. Especially my tongue-speaking Pentecostal aunt, who avoids being around him because she thinks she'll be possessed by his demons. No, I'm not making that shit up. surreal puke Yes, folks, like cigarette smoke to a lounge jacket, the crazyness sticks to everything down here in Jesusland...

KANCHO!


VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
hunkpapa:
not so much that I didn't care for it... more that I just felt a bit overwhelmed. hey, it was late, and it was more wacky than I could handle. it was better second time around!
Mar 9, 2009
sockpuppet:
the defining moment of genius, I agree smile
Mar 10, 2009

More Blogs

  • 01.02.06
    8

    Monday Jan 02, 2006

    Read More
  • 12.31.05
    6

    Sunday Jan 01, 2006

    Read More
  • 11.23.05
    6

    Thursday Nov 24, 2005

    Read More
  • 10.10.05
    8

    Monday Oct 10, 2005

    Update: I'm still alive! I have moved, but unfortunately the cowcunt…
  • 09.30.05
    6

    Friday Sep 30, 2005

    Short, quick update - I'm in the middle of moving right now, and will…
  • 09.19.05
    12

    Monday Sep 19, 2005

    Wow, so I go away for a week and half the SGs quit. What the f…
  • 09.11.05
    6

    Sunday Sep 11, 2005

    Hey everyone, Sorry I have been out of the loop for so long. A lo…
  • 09.04.05
    12

    Monday Sep 05, 2005

    Much love to those who are suffering right now in Lousiana, Mississip…
  • 08.28.05
    10

    Sunday Aug 28, 2005

    Read More
  • 08.21.05
    8

    Sunday Aug 21, 2005

    Letters from Fate, Vol. II: Dear Swing Voters, Remember how you…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
3
months
30
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,628 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,032,101 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,650,203 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo