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Happy thanksgiving, bitches!

Hope you all are doing well. I have been quite busy lately, so the whole internet thing has had to go on the back burner for a while. But at least I have broadband now. Woohoo!

Hopefully I'll have a little time to sit down this weekend and type out something a little more entertaining. For now, I can say that I am thankful for many things.

I am thankful that the last 4 1/2 years of sticking pins in my George Bush voodoo doll is finally starting to pay off. I am thankful for cute Japanese girls. I am thankful that I never developed good taste in anything, because I probably wouldn't enjoy life nearly as much if I had. I am thankful that in a few weeks, I'll be able to look back on this year and laugh. And I am thankful that I'll be tearing through plates of food tomorrow like Rush Limbaugh tore through his complimentary Oxycontin Advent calendar last December.

I hope you all have plenty to be thankful for as well. Gobble gobble, motherfuckers!